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CHUCK NORRIS


CHUCK NORRIS
CHUCK NORRIS

CHUCK


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CHUCK NORRIS
CHUCK NORRIS


CHUCK NORRIS

hello bonjour

disparaissent la baise vous-même (courtesy of: http://translate.google.com - i typed 'go fuck yourself' in english)

i decided actually just 2 days ago that i hate french people. they are fucking dicks.

i called my doctor asking them to help me fix a paperwork problem and this french woman answered and basically told me to go fuck myself. i called back the next day and a very pleasant english woman answered and she fixed it all up in about a minute.

i decided that i wanted to pick up another language and i was going to learn french. but i decided to learn german instead. you might night like germans either but at least they arent little bitches.

christophe (my swiss roommate) needed help finding some words in english and this is the example he gave

From: Alice Nicholls (mom)
To: Chris Nicholls
Subject: NORTEL
Date: Tue, 4 Jul 2006 16:50:00 -0400

Hi Chris  Heard on the radio today that Nortel is a 'BUY'.  What have you heard.  Did you have a good weekend.  I hope it wasn't you that was urinating on the war memorial.  Mom

apparently this is the sorta thing steve-o thinks he will find under my bed

...  ;)

steve-o rocks a mic like a vandal

chris: steve-o does red bull make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?
steve-o: not as much as masturbating

steve-o is too much of a man to go bra shopping

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

steve-o has been doing hammer curls..

i told him his arms are going to balloon up if he keeps doing them and we had an argument

now he is mad at me becuase he knows im right